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Tralfamadore

Top 10 things you probably didn't know about Tralfamadore:

1 - The Great Wall of China, seen through a telescope from outer space, reads "Don't worry! Help is on it's way." in Tralfamadorian.
2 - The meaning of a period "." in Tralfamadorian is "Greetings.".
3 - Tralfamadore is 446,120,000,000,000,000 miles away from Earth.
4 - The atmosphere of Tralfamadore is pure cyanide.
5 - There are five sexes on Tralfamadore, each of them performing a step necessary in the creation of a new individual.
6 - Tralfamadorians know how the universe ends. They believe that you can't change the past, the present or the future since all moments in time already exist.
7 - Tralfamadorians have the ability to look at any moment in time that interests them and ignore the bad times to concentrate on the good ones.
8 - When Tralfamadorians sees a corpse, all that they think is that the dead person is in a bad condition in that particular moment, but the same person is just fine in plenty of other moments. Their normal response when talking about dead people is to say "So it goes." A person who dies is still very much alive in the past to them.
9 - Tralfamadorians are two feet high, green and shaped like plumbers' friends, with the suction cups on the ground and the shafts pointing skywards. At the top of the shaft is a little hand with a green eye in its palm.
10 - Tralfamadorians can see in four dimensions.